Roberta's favorite Observations with Larry's retorts (as written by Larry)

1.  Why is that guy waving his arms?  
                   /Heave the f___ing spring line now!
2.  What a beautiful day!                    
                    /Yup
3. I miss Sophie, grandkids, etc.         
                   /Tango loves you.
4. No e-mail today from friends/family. 
                  /Maybe you should read another book.
5. I'm terrified!                                     
                      /Calm down, trust your captain.
6. I'm terrified                                        
                     /Who knew the waves would be eight feet?
 7. What exactly is the plan?                  
                      /No plan is a good plan. Flexibility is a virtue.
8.  SV x is  going to   y Cay today                       
                 /They are probably leaving  too early (late)
9. Come to Oriental--you can use our  slip, eat our food, etc.    
                   /maybe you could help me  with my projects   
10. What time is the dock party?              
                    /Will the cute girl in the tiny bikini be there?
11. I'm running low on wine.                    
                       /try some of my mango rum
12. That boat/ship is going to hit us!          
                         /It is still 200 feet away, relax
13.I think I will dress up for the party        
                         /I'll wear my jeans
14. Did you notice the huge refrig- freezer on that boat?
                           /Ice is cheap